There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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