Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
We need a shit load of segways right now
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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