At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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