Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
i think my cat just said my name.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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