and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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