like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I understand Curling. That high.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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