winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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