69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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