You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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