I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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