we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
you never un-have a 4some
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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