he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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