He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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