Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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