my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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