Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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