you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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