More tranny stories later!
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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