So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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