Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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