you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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