ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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