think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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