bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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