He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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