how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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