Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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