I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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