i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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