she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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