No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Dignity is for republicans.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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