how hairy? two words: wookie tits
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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