you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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