16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You ate ashes out of my bong
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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