when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
