I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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