we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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