Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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