Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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