okay pat passed out under dana's car
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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