what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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