Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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