is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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