I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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