Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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