careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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