East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
