Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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