his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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