Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
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That's how twitter works, right?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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