when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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