Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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