When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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