FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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