i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
