is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm both gender and math confused
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