we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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