she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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