Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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