I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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