Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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