have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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