Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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